Smart Daddy

I was helping Connor do his Science homework. He had to answer a question about plants. I talked with him and helped him write his answer in a complete sentence. Then, I read it to Wayne to make sure he thought it made sense. Connor says "if Dad says it's right, then it's right, because Dad is the smartest." Hello....what am I...chopped liver. I reminded Connor that I used to be a Science teacher, but he still says Wayne is smarter. Oh well...who am I kidding...he is WAY smarter than me...but I'm pretty darn good at 3rd grade science. Little stinker!